ช่วยตัวเองจนถึงจุดสุดยอดในห้องโรงแรมลาสเวกัสกับพนักงานนวดเย็น

Gosh, I was feeling tired after changing hotels because I couldn't afford my initial one's weekend rates! I'm too poor to tip the relevant staff move my luggage for me and was really feeling the strain of dragging three wheelie suitcases across thick carpet! As my body is a dick, after a decent night of shut eye I was still feeling rubbish and very much felt like I wanted to spend all fucking day in bed! If I'd felt that rubbish at home that's what I would've done, but I didn't want to waste what limited time I had and so decided the best thing to do was have a wank and see which side the coin landed. Ya know, whether it energised me or had the opposite effect and absolutely made me stay in bed. So I sure am rather mellow in this videos and my brain is very foggy! I totally found the bedside lamp switch as soon as I stopped recording as it seemed too ridiculous for there not to be one. Was tiny and tucked behind hotel promo stuff.